Doggy Care 101 (An Unexpected Conversation)

Mommy?  On Bella's tummy...are those boobs or ticks??
WHAT????  Oh.  Those are boobs, honey.
Oh, good.  I thought she went in the woods and got a whole bunch of ticks.  (5second pause...)  Why does she have so many boobs, mommy???
That's so she can feed all of her puppies, sweetie.
Oh.  God sure did make Bella special, mommy.
He sure did, baby girl.