Mommy...Caylin jumped on my foot on the trampoline. I think it's broken.
No it's not.
Mommy, look at the bruise!!!
That's dirt.
(1 day later...) Mommy, my foot hurts.
No it doesn't.
(2 days later...) Mrs. Zaremski? Your daughter's x-ray shows a break to her growth plate. She'll need to be seen by ortho.
Oh. Woops.
The same thing happened to my sister breah! oopsies!
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