Oh My God

Genny: Oh my God, mommy.  Look at the ice rink.
Mommy: Genny, PLEASE stop saying "Oh my God."
Genny: Sorry.  I keep on forgetting to say "Oh my Jesus."

Sorry, Lord.  I tried.  I REALLY tried.  But she's hopeless.  "Oh my God" it is.

A Conversation Over Waffles

(Noah to mommy as mommy is cutting his waffle...)  Mommy?
Yeah buddy...
So like, when I'm in third grade, you'll be like...40.
Noah???
Yeah?
I just spit in your waffles.

Another Coversation With Genny

Mommy?  You know Sarah's friend Kylie?
Yes??
She loves her brudder.
Well that's sweet.  Do YOU love YOUR brother?
No.
Oh.

A Conversation With Genny Through The Bathroom Door

Mommy?
Yes honey?
Well...unfortunately I don't like your kids.  I mean, I like Megan, but the rest of 'em are just so MESSY.

Oh, how I love my Genny girl...

Mortgage

Did you ever look at your checking account balance and think, "Wow!  There's more in there than I thought." so you go to the store and buy yourself $10 Paul Mitchell shampoo and $10 Paul Mitchell conditioner, then you realize, "Oh crap.  I forgot to pay the mortgage this month."???
Woops.

New Year's Resolutions

The treadmill is calling...I told her to shut up.

Penicillin

Just cleaned out the bread drawer.  Really not sure why I took the kids to the doctor last week...there's enough penicillin growing in that bread drawer to cure the entire school district.
Note to self: Buy bread.