Did you ever look at your checking account balance and think, "Wow! There's more in there than I thought." so you go to the store and buy yourself $10 Paul Mitchell shampoo and $10 Paul Mitchell conditioner, then you realize, "Oh crap. I forgot to pay the mortgage this month."???
Woops.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Penicillin
Just cleaned out the bread drawer. Really not sure why I took the kids to the doctor last week...there's enough penicillin growing in that bread drawer to cure the entire school district.
Note to self: Buy bread.
Note to self: Buy bread.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
A Holiday Tradition
Well, it never fails...after EVERY holiday...the stomach flu. This time it knocked poor little Genny down first.
Have you ever tried cleaning curdled milk vomit from the floor boards? Oh GOD. It took 3 attempts with the mop and bucket, and one gag inducing attempt with a toothpick. The toothpick worked. The mop just couldn't get into those tiny crevices. Oh gag. Get well soon, Genny girl. We're almost outta toothpicks.
Have you ever tried cleaning curdled milk vomit from the floor boards? Oh GOD. It took 3 attempts with the mop and bucket, and one gag inducing attempt with a toothpick. The toothpick worked. The mop just couldn't get into those tiny crevices. Oh gag. Get well soon, Genny girl. We're almost outta toothpicks.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
My Boys...On Love And Marriage
Isaac: I'm never getting married. I'm gonna live at home forever. I like my room.
Noah: Well, I'M getting married. I don't want to be the only person in my life when mommy and daddy die.
Noah: Well, I'M getting married. I don't want to be the only person in my life when mommy and daddy die.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Little Bear
According to Nick Jr, "Little Bear encourages preschoolers to explore the diversity in the world around them and to share and care by nurturing social and emotional development."
Huh...and here I thought it was just a cartoon about a little naked bear and his animal friends.
Either way, he's Genny's new love and I love him, too. He's LEAPS AND BOUNDS better than whiny, bald Caillou. Bye bye, Caillou. You're gonna have to find another 4 year old to whine and cry to now. You've been replaced by a fuzzy, naked bear.
Doin' the fuzzy-naked-bear-dance. It's sorta like the cha-cha. And you sing "Bye bye, Caillou...bye bye!!!" while you dance.
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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