Woops

Mommy...Caylin jumped on my foot on the trampoline.  I think it's broken.
No it's not.
Mommy, look at the bruise!!!
That's dirt.
(1 day later...) Mommy, my foot hurts.
No it doesn't.
(2 days later...) Mrs. Zaremski?  Your daughter's x-ray shows a break to her growth plate.  She'll need to be seen by ortho.
Oh.  Woops.

An Irish Cook And Pizza

I hate when pizza goes from almost done to awwww, shit.

Prankster Cows

The expiration date on my half and half is April 1, 2011.  Is this an April Fool's Day joke?  Somehow, somewhere on a dairy farm, two cows are high fiving (hooving?) and giggling together.  I'm sure of it.

(It's sad, but my brain really does think like this.  Really.)

Oh My God

Genny: Oh my God, mommy.  Look at the ice rink.
Mommy: Genny, PLEASE stop saying "Oh my God."
Genny: Sorry.  I keep on forgetting to say "Oh my Jesus."

Sorry, Lord.  I tried.  I REALLY tried.  But she's hopeless.  "Oh my God" it is.

A Conversation Over Waffles

(Noah to mommy as mommy is cutting his waffle...)  Mommy?
Yeah buddy...
So like, when I'm in third grade, you'll be like...40.
Noah???
Yeah?
I just spit in your waffles.

Another Coversation With Genny

Mommy?  You know Sarah's friend Kylie?
Yes??
She loves her brudder.
Well that's sweet.  Do YOU love YOUR brother?
No.
Oh.

A Conversation With Genny Through The Bathroom Door

Mommy?
Yes honey?
Well...unfortunately I don't like your kids.  I mean, I like Megan, but the rest of 'em are just so MESSY.

Oh, how I love my Genny girl...