Prankster Cows

The expiration date on my half and half is April 1, 2011.  Is this an April Fool's Day joke?  Somehow, somewhere on a dairy farm, two cows are high fiving (hooving?) and giggling together.  I'm sure of it.

(It's sad, but my brain really does think like this.  Really.)

Oh My God

Genny: Oh my God, mommy.  Look at the ice rink.
Mommy: Genny, PLEASE stop saying "Oh my God."
Genny: Sorry.  I keep on forgetting to say "Oh my Jesus."

Sorry, Lord.  I tried.  I REALLY tried.  But she's hopeless.  "Oh my God" it is.

A Conversation Over Waffles

(Noah to mommy as mommy is cutting his waffle...)  Mommy?
Yeah buddy...
So like, when I'm in third grade, you'll be like...40.
Noah???
Yeah?
I just spit in your waffles.

Another Coversation With Genny

Mommy?  You know Sarah's friend Kylie?
Yes??
She loves her brudder.
Well that's sweet.  Do YOU love YOUR brother?
No.
Oh.

A Conversation With Genny Through The Bathroom Door

Mommy?
Yes honey?
Well...unfortunately I don't like your kids.  I mean, I like Megan, but the rest of 'em are just so MESSY.

Oh, how I love my Genny girl...

Mortgage

Did you ever look at your checking account balance and think, "Wow!  There's more in there than I thought." so you go to the store and buy yourself $10 Paul Mitchell shampoo and $10 Paul Mitchell conditioner, then you realize, "Oh crap.  I forgot to pay the mortgage this month."???
Woops.

New Year's Resolutions

The treadmill is calling...I told her to shut up.